1.) The life of a Christian should be easy, and if you’re having problems you must have really messed up or made God angry.
2.) Your past is painted on your life in permanent marker.
3.) Everyone else in your church is holy. You’re the only real bad sinner in the bunch.
4.) What you do in private doesn’t matter. Then once you sin, the enemy turns around and tries to convince you that the sin you do in private is so horrible that God will never forgive you.
5.) Your appearance defines your worth.
6.) Results matter most to God, and you don’t measure up.
7.) There is no such thing as perfect love – even God has an angle to work.
8.) We must understand everything about someone before we can love them.
9.) Effective ministry is more complex than rocket science.
10.) TVs make good babysitters.
11.) You can get by on what the pastor feeds you on Sunday morning.
12.) Everything is a matter of truth or a lie. All ‘truth’ is relative.
13.) Keeping sins and pain secret is the only way to keep from getting hurt.
14.) Nobody will ever accept the real you.
15.) All that you can see is all that there really is.
16.) God is a cosmic kill joy. He doesn’t want to give you the very best He’s really quite selfish.
17.) Serving and knowing God is really all about following a bunch of rules and attending a ton of meetings.
18.) True worship can only happen if you have music.
19.) God only uses perfect people broken people need not apply.
20.) The only way to make temptation go away is to yield to it.
21.) A loving God would never allow His beloved children to go through pain.
23.) The effectiveness of your ministry mostly depends on how hard you work.
24.) More is better.
25.) You are all alone.