Daily Archives: January 13, 2009

Great New Apple Ideas

 Wow, The Onion sure gave Apple Computer a good spoofing with its fake news report about the new laptop that doesn’t have a keyboard.  Take that Steve Jobs! 

I watched the video over and over. You can see it at http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary

I came up with a few new outrageous Apple product ideas of my own. What do ya think?

1.) IPOD/stun gun combo

2.) MacBook Pro built entirely of recycled materials. Will retail for only $4,500. Comes in a convenient box made out of bamboo.

3.) Apple cologne (Knicknamed-  iSmell Good) will make everyone think you are the smartest and most creative person in the room.

4.) iTunes meets Priceline where you can name your price for what you want to pay for songs, movies and ebooks.  I’m sure the recording industry would love that little innovation.

5.) iPoster – video screen poster that continuously loops those crazy “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” commercials.

6.) iPhone with built in beverage dispenser. Why pretend to drink a cold one on your iPhone when it should be able to dispense the real thing? Refillable cartridges can be bought at the closest ABC Store or beer retailer.

7.) Apple Easy Artist – Voice directed art rendering system allows any MAC user to paint a masterpeace using voice commands. You don’t even have to be an artist; the computer does it all for you.

8.) Steve Jobs Office Shrine – That’s right. You too can have your own personal moment of zen and inspiration at the office. Comes with miniature Steve Jobs Buddha figure and ornamental shrine. Figure speaks one of ten sayings when you rub its belly.

9.) iGlasses wearable computer. Special glasses allow you to surf the Web, call home or dictate a memo while providing excellent protection from UV rays. Comes in art deco, sporty and yuppie styles.

10.) Flat panel TV with Apple’s exclusive smart touch screen technology. This is perfect for those who need more exercise and should drop the remote. Warning people with oily fingers may want to invest in a case of screen cleaner.